I found a way of how to cycle from home to Bugis. Follow the MRT route from home to Tiong Bahru. Then follow bus 197 route to Bugis.*Laughs* Just thought of it last night.

Mind keep singing the theme song for 命中注定我愛你. Wonder should I buy the soundtrack.

Went to search for excuses online. Which Angela had mentioned last Friday. Below are the few that I find it funny. If you know anyone using it, let me know.

Work:

1. I won’t be in today. I’m still drunk from last night.

2. My car caught on fire on the way to work so I can’t make it in.

3. My car ran out of gas on the way to work. I was pushing it to a gas station and I got a stomach hernia and I have to go to the doctors.

4. I won’t be in today or Ever Again. I’ve found a way to earn money by staying at home working on my puter. I’m tired of getting paid for punching a time clock, working my but off on a J.O.B (Just Over Broke) 9 to 5 and retiring with $ 0 in my bank account, forced to live of the Government and taxpayers. If you want to know what I’ll be doing, send an email to: Cookie18@SmartBot.NET Hooray! Freedom at Last!

5. At 1:30 PM, several hours after normal start of work, my co-worker called in and said, “I won’t be in today because I can’t find my cat”.

Medical Leave:

1. I was taken to the hospital against my will, they just put me in the ambulance and took me, I told them I did not need to go so I’m not paying this.

2. I was taken to the hospital against my will, they just put me in the ambulance and took me, I told them I did not need to go so I’m not paying this.

3. It’s such a high amount why bother paying one or any of the first installments isn’t going to help. (Gov’t is going to freeze the account) The debt is always there (when there are no payments made at all only in thought).

4. Usually when the collectors start calling, I just look at my caller ID (thank goodness for the person that came up with that, lol), anyhow, if just by chance I pick up the phone, and they say may I speak to LC, I just tell em she’s not here, she stepped out (FOREVER), try back…

Dieting:

1. I felt left out because they were eating.

2. But it was my birthday, so I had to eat the whole cake.

3. Only eat things that have been broken into pieces; that way, all the calories fall out.

4. Foods that are frozen have no calories because calories are units of heat. Examples are ice cream, frozen pies, and Popsicles.

I’ll be in late today. My dog is really sick and I have to take it to the Vet! [*Erm* This one ain’t funny. I did use it, my pet guinea pig, Latte, is really sick.]

And here another one.

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